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   Seriously, I want corporate sponsorship! I want soooooo badly to be one of those highly paid assholes who make the money by just talking about what they think. Look at Andy Rooney, he was on 60 minutes for a century or so, and just to tell America what they really thought about things. I know what Americans really think of things, after all, I happen to be one. Maybe a disgruntled one, but one nonetheless...
   What does it really take to be a professional disseminator? I know that a law degree would help, but I also know that my getting one is more than highly unlikely! I'm sure that being telegenic would greatly help my cause, but again, no dice. If only there were a government program to help people get famous...If you can think of any better ideas, just let me know, I'll print them with full credit, I assure you...
   You would think that some young, hip network like Mtv46, or VHwhatever would want an aging, angry metalhead, with a slight drinking problem. Somebody who really knows what child support issues are about, someone who could explain to the younger generation why we hate them so...Again, no dice....I called the networks, but couldn't get through the automated menu...maybe tomorrow. Maybe I'll become a tour guide, and work my way up really fast...maybe I'll shit live poultry too...one never knows these days. I want to be the next Bill O'Reilly, but I fear that my denouncement of the current two-party political system would both fall on deaf ears, and possibly earn me jail time, courtesy of the patriot act, which is still in full force, no matter what you might've heard. That's another rant for another time, believe me!

I know that I need to be more timely, more in touch with current events, more relevant, more informative...I'll try, but I promise nothing! The people I'm chasing didn't get where they were by keeping their opinions to themselves, and I don't plan to either. I'm trying to live the American dream people, help me....remember that you can comment....


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